Wild Wet West

This here is Samuel Nation, that loud, long, lean, loquacious (sometimes laconic) lunatic who loves to deal, delve,
and dabble into delirious dialogues and dynamic dissertations. Or, in other words, a con man.

Yes sir, Sam here was the best, and he may not look it, but the man can sell water to a man living on a freshwater lake and turn a profit.
But with his name and game sweeping through all the Southern States,
Sam packed up and headed west in search of fresh victims