When he pledged his love to a local girl, she rejected him.
Muttering at his disadvantage Kapel said out loud,
“It sure would be nice if I were the only guy in the world.”
Someone heard his words… and granted his wish.
Kapel was now the last man on earth.
Women went into a frenzy in his presence.
Wicked women hoped to catch him.
Sex-crazy marauders leaped at his loins.
The world was a very dangerous place now. Even just trying to sleep at the inn…
Is this what Kapel wanted? What will happen now?